Ever wondered what it felt like to be hijacked or verbally abused by an international air hostess?

Well wonder no more, Pam Ann is on the rampage and no-one is immune this time as she means business (class).

Ahead of her new tour, Pam Ann Around The World, coming to the Beck Theatre in Hayes, the alter ego of Australian comedienne Caroline Reid sits down with Amie Mulderrig and talks about fat elbows, the mile high club and what makes her queen of the skies.

What made you want to become an air hostess?

I always dreamt of flying and serving more than coffee or tea. I grew up in Melbourne, which is so isolated. Melbourne airport is called Tullamarine, which is an ancient aboriginal word for ‘get me out of here’.

What makes a great air hostess?

Knowing how to walk through a cabin without assisting a single passenger – never make eye contact.

If you could work for another airline, which would it be and why?

British Airways. I’m not impressed by airlines that sell themselves on mood lighting and hot crew.

What is the mile high club and are you a member?

I founded it with Bob Marley – No woman, No Cry was penned from our experience.

Out of all of the celebrities/comedians you’ve worked with, who would you say brought along the most amount of baggage?

Elton John brought a piano.

Why do airline hostesses always hit my elbows when they pass with their trolleys?

Because you have fat elbows.

Which airline has the best looking pilots?

JetBlue, the low cost carrier in the US, have good looking pilots - they look like star troopers.

So what does the future hold for Pam Ann?

Global domination, worldwide touring and a Pam Ann movie.

Pam Ann is at the Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, on February 12 and 13. Details: www.becktheatre.org.uk